Zen-O-Matic

The man who wrote this is good. It almost convinces me to make my bed every morning.

When we’re kids, we’re told to make our beds. When I was a kid, I thought this was the most supremely stupid and asinine idea I ever heard, but when you’re a kid almost everything sounds stupid and asinine. When we get older and can make our own decisions about things, some of us decide that we don’t want to make our beds any longer, because they’ll only get messed up again later.Now consider your last vacation. Even if you were only paying $100 a night (or, more likely, a lot more than that) for a room in a hotel, and you came back to your room and found that housekeeping had not done their duty and made your bed for you, would you have shrugged and said, “eh, whatever, I don’t even make my own bed,” or would you have grumbled internally at how unkempt and messy everything looked?

Making your bed has a ripple effect, believe it or not. It only takes a few extra minutes in the morning, and the benefit is that when you climb in at night, the sheets are crisp and smooth, the blanket lies where it’s supposed to without a lot of rearranging, and your pillows are already fluffed and huggable. You get to have that soothing all-encompassing feeling of comfort every night just be making your bed every morning. And it’s amazing how much more put-together a bedroom looks with a well-made bed.